flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

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reactionfaces:

Godzilla 2014

reactionfaces:

Godzilla 2014

seriousjones:

turtle-pirate:

seriousjones:

if wrestling is fake, explain this

I’ve read, before, that the wrestlers are told who is to win the match, and what moves they absolutely must execute at some point during the match. Aside from that, they decide what they do

but if wrestling has predetermined elements, explain this

seriousjones:

turtle-pirate:

seriousjones:

if wrestling is fake, explain this

I’ve read, before, that the wrestlers are told who is to win the match, and what moves they absolutely must execute at some point during the match. Aside from that, they decide what they do

but if wrestling has predetermined elements, explain this

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mrhumor:

The crown jewel of my tf2 collection

mrhumor:

The crown jewel of my tf2 collection

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specialsari:

and they say, his heart grew 3 sizes that day….